FROM THE WE’LL-PUBLISH-ANYTHING rolls of The Conservative Voice (“what is this ‘editor’ of which you speak?”), comes (cue drumroll) “The Changing Face of an Already Confused People”. Errata preserved verbatim, natch:

For those who may be reading who do not understand where this all began, let start from the very beginning: CREATION! To believe in jesus Christ, you first have to belive in a moment in history when God spoke the universe into existance in 6 literal days just as Moses wrote in the book of Genesis.

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Could we be possibly looking at a newly forming Christian school system where evolution would be discarded, homosexuality never mentioned, and condoms never heard of be coming soon?

Confusion reigns supreme, you betcha…