Never Let the Facts Get in the Way of a Good Story

June 6th, 2006 Black Ops Posted in Commentary, Reviews |

WELL, HERE IT IS, the sixth of June already, and that means a couple of things to us here at Darwin Central. We’re a few short weeks from the official beginning of summer. Some awful movie is opening today, taking full advantage of the 6/6/06 hype. Oh yeah, and an equally awful book is being released today. Awful for different reasons than the movie, to be sure, but awful nonetheless.

And there it is, the latest effluent from the crown princess of the Jerry Springer Conservatives, Ann Coulter. As conservatives, we here at Darwin Central have been regarding the impending approach of this book with a certain mixture of dread, amusement, and chagrin — all three for the same reasons. A) it’s awful, and; B) people will take it seriously. And yes, it really is quite awful, we can report.

Darwin Central’s crack staff has obtained a copy of this guide to Ms. Coulter’s own worldview, and over the coming days, our expert investigators will be conducting an in-depth examination of selected portions of what’s sure to be a runaway bestseller — God help us all — and reporting their results here. It ain’t pretty. But it needs doing, because Darwin Central is not quite ready to cede the political right to the Springercons. Not just yet.

2 Responses to “Never Let the Facts Get in the Way of a Good Story”

  1. VadeRetro Says:
    June 6th, 2006 at 4:18 pm

    I’m one of those people who do find Ms. Coulter sexy, despite the anorexia.

    The Cotton Mather streak is a big turn-off, though. Unless she does it in leather with a whip.

  2. Liam White Says:
    March 10th, 2007 at 11:59 am

    I was about to ask VadeRetro if he found obviously male-to-female transgender people attractive. However, a brief study of Ms Coulter’s voice, throat and general appearance have led me to the firm conclusion that Coulter sports neither vagina nor penis. She has two anuses.
    VadeRetro, you have pretty unusual taste.

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