September 20th, 2007 Jemmy Button
IN MEMORIUM: Mr. Whippy (1996-2007)
MR. WHIP E. COLI, THE CELEBRATED PERITRICHOUS BACTERIUM, has collapsed and died in the course of a lecture delivered by Dr. William Dembski on 17 September 2007 in Oklahoma.
Better known by his stage name of “Mr. Whippy”, he was incubated in a “Black Box” by Dr. Michael Behe in 1996, and from a tender age drew acclaim for his magnificient flagellum, the excellence of which reduced Dr. Behe and some others to a state of Irreducible Perplexity.

Sold to the Ringling Brothers Barnum and Discovery Circus, Mr. Whippy and his astounding flagellum was exhibited alongside the Mysteriously-Invisible Peer-Reviewed Publication, the Incredibly-Ancient Argument from Ignorance, and other amazing sideshow marvels purporting to herald the end of materialist science and finally ‘whip’ the godless Darwinists into submission. Three times a day, Mr. Whippy would step forth on stage to spin his flagellum at an incredible 17,000 rpm while his barker would challenge spectators to explain how such a marvel of nano-engineering could have been assembled by blind and random chance alone.
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