It could be worse.

JANUARY: 2013 foists itself upon a sullen and unreceptive American public. New York City’s post-Sandy cleanup halts while Mayor Bloomberg personally ensures city workers do not put unsafe levels of sugar in their coffee. To leverage public interest in the Benghazi attack, Chrysler announces its new Dodge Responsibility. Senator Leahy introduces his Postal Email National Internal Security Act, to “thrust enhanced government protection into our communication channels by requiring prophylactic examination of potentially dangerous private emissions.” It establishes a Public Utility Directorate to abort concerns about mutual intercourse. Leahy claims his PUD “Simply codifies what we’ve been doing to Americans for years.” Continue Reading »