The future looks grim. Great scientific minds from famous universities are predicting doom. Complex global models, running on the most powerful computers on the planet, tell us that unless we make drastic changes in our lifestyle, we face catastrophe. The science is rock-solid, the conclusions inescapable. Even twenty five years from now it will be too late. We must act now to save the planet!

Global warming, right? Wrong!

I’m describing a nearly forgotten 1972 report and book called ‘The Limits to Growth’. Using what was then called a supercomputer (less powerful than the microprocessor that operates my expensive coffeemaker), a group of scientists at MIT calculated that a combination of over-population, collapsing food supplies, pollution and resource depletion would cause a global collapse by the early 21st century. Paul Ehrlich, just four years earlier in his famous ‘The Population Bomb’, had predicted a similar catastrophe, and suggested we might need programs of compulsory sterilization to keep humans from breeding. He and John Holdren — know that name? — in Scientific American — the premier science magazine of the time — presented a scenario where US population would drop to 20 million by the year 2000. Land and sea would be poisoned, global starvation rampant, essential resources depleted. The models were grim; if we avoided the population bomb, the resource shortage would wipe us out. If we dodged that, pollution would kill us, or we’d starve. Our only hope of salvation? An immediate program of drastic population control, and abrupt cessation of economic growth.

Didn’t happen. These Stanford and Cornell and MIT professors were all completely, foolishly wrong. We now have 300 million people in the US, and we still export food. The global per-capita death rate from starvation is far below 1970’s. While the developing world is certainly polluting itself, the developed world is far cleaner than it was back then. Most resources remain abundant. Ehrlich and Holdren’s folly was beautifully demonstrated by libertarian economist Julian Simon. In 1980, Simon bet Ehrlich $1000 that the prices of five metals, metals Simon allowed Ehrlich to choose, would go down. If global shortages developed over the decade, as Ehrlich and his friends predicted, the prices would instead sky-rocket. Holdren chose the metals for Ehrlich. Ehrlich accepted the bet, bragging he felt bad about taking Simon’s money. In 1990, after the prices declined by over 50%, Ehrlich wrote Simon a cheque.

Fast forward to 2010…the usual suspects are still here, but we have a new ‘crisis’. James Hansen, the Cassandra in this latest episode of ‘the Sky is Falling’, predicted in 1988 that in ‘twenty or thirty years’ the West Side Highway, outside his office at NASA Goddard in Manhattan, would be under water due to rising sea levels. Check Google Earth — it’s high and dry. In the El Niño summer of 1998, when global temperatures reached a modern maximum, the end was supposed to be upon us. Instead, it got cooler. Katrina was supposed to usher in a new era of more frequent and more powerful hurricanes that would devastate our Gulf and Atlantic coasts. Where have they gone? As Kevin Trenberth, one of the latest generation of global warming Jeremiahs, complained plaintively in the ClimateGate emails a few months ago: “The fact is that we can’t account for the lack of warming at the moment and it is a travesty that we can’t.â€

What can we learn from this? First, the environmental movement never learns, because no one ever holds them responsible for their bogus prophesies. Ehrlich and Hansen and their cohorts have made foolish and errant predictions over and over and over again, and yet they still have an audience. Holdren, who has been wrong more consistently, about more things, than perhaps any pseudo-scientist in history, is now science adviser to President Obama.

Second: none of this is really about the planet. It’s about political power. As the years have gone by and each successive prophesy of doom has failed, the bogeyman has morphed repeatedly. First it was pollution, then overpopulation, then resource depletion. And now it’s anthropogenic global warming. But the proffered solution is always the same: give government complete control over the economy and over the most personal choices each of us can make — how many children we have, how often and how far we travel, where we live. Ask yourself; if every decade the nature of the ‘crisis’ changes, but the solution they offer is always the same, doesn’t it seem possible the ‘crises’ are manufactured — mere pretexts to impose a ‘solution’ chosen long in advance?

Atmospheric carbon dioxide may indeed be a problem. There’s some evidence for global warming, particularly at the poles. Sea levels are rising steadily but very slowly; they may in the future rise faster. Certainly, it would be wise to take measured steps to lessen carbon dioxide emission into the atmosphere, and to investigate ways we can live with the consequences of more CO2. One possible solution most of us could agree on is to rebuild the US nuclear power industry, and gradually phase out coal burning power plants. We can certainly fund research into alternative energy, though given how long we’ve worked on that area without a major breakthrough, we shouldn’t pin our hopes on it. But we need to recognize that the world is not going to reduce its CO2 emissions any time soon. It’s out of our hands. China and India will not dampen down the blazing speed of their economic growth, and even draconian restrictions on carbon use in the developed world won’t offset the gigatons of carbon dioxide the developing world will be releasing.

A quarter century from now, atmospheric CO2 will be over 450 ppm, and there isn’t a whole lot we can do about that. The planet will probably be warmer, but nobody really knows by how much. What we can control is whether the US will still have a dynamic, vibrant economy, or whether we voluntarily commit suicide in a quixotic attempt to forestall the inevitable. We need to resist attempts to ensnarl our liberty in a clinging web of carbon rationing, taxes, and regulations. We need to resist giving the government power over how often we take airplane flights, how big a car we can drive and how fast, and where we choose to live.

The road to totalitarian hell is paved with good intentions of ‘saving the earth’. That is a road we don’t need to take.

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Statistics: Posted by RWP — Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:59 pm


(Corrections invited.)

This week’s "Ask Marilyn" column has a problem for which Marilyn gives the correct answer for the wrong reason. The question is, "Is being dealt two aces or an ace and a deuce more probable." There are a couple of unstated assumptions: using ordinary deck and dealing exactly two cards are the main ones. Marilyn’s explanation is to use the tableau:

AA
22

then to point out that being dealt two aces requires being dealt the top row and being dealt ace/deuce is being dealt one of the columns. This explanation is wrong on two points. First, it implies that the odds for the A2 combination are twice that of the AA combination (actually, the odds are 8:3 in favor A2 over AA) and it uses an arrangement of the ex post dealt cards rather than ex ante undealt deck.

The correct explanation: for two aces, the probability of an ace on the first card is 4/52 and the probability of an ace on the second card is 3/51; as these both must occur, the probability of both occurences is 12/2652. For an ace then a deuce, one has a probability of 4/52 for the ace and 4/51 for the deuce giving 16/2652 plus the (identical) probabilities of a deuce then an ace giving 32/2652 for the probability of the A2 pair.

Of course, naming the cards makes the probabilities equal. That is, the ace of spades and deuce of hearts has the same probability as the ace of hearts and the ace of diamonds.

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Statistics: Posted by Doctor Stochastic — Sat Jan 09, 2010 6:56 pm


(Corrections invited.)

This week’s "Ask Marilyn" column has a problem for which Marilyn gives the correct answer for the wrong reason. The question is, "Is being dealt two aces or an ace and a deuce more probable." There are a couple of unstated assumptions: using ordinary deck and dealing exactly two cards are the main ones. Marilyn’s explanation is to use the tableau:

AA
22

then to point out that being dealt two aces requires being dealt the top row and being dealt ace/deuce is being dealt one of the columns. This explanation is wrong on two points. First, it implies that the odds for the A2 combination are twice that of the AA combination (actually, the odds are 8:3 in favor A2 over AA) and it uses an arrangement of the ex post dealt cards rather than ex ante undealt deck.

The correct explanation: for two aces, the probability of an ace on the first card is 4/52 and the probability of an ace on the second card is 3/51; as these both must occur, the probability of both occurences is 12/2652. For an ace then a deuce, one has a probability of 4/52 for the ace and 4/51 for the deuce giving 16/2652 plus the (identical) probabilities of a deuce then an ace giving 32/2652 for the probability of the A2 pair.

Of course, naming the cards makes the probabilities equal. That is, the ace of spades and deuce of hearts has the same probability as the ace of hearts and the ace of diamonds.

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Statistics: Posted by Doctor Stochastic — Sat Jan 09, 2010 5:56 pm


January: In an effort to decide whether the House or Senate version of the health care bill will prevail, Harry Reid and Nancy Peolosi stage a nationally televised Hot Oil Wrestling Match, resulting in the first ever television show with a less than zero share. New York Times runs seven editorials excoriating Americans for lack of interest in national policy.

February: Steve Jobs announces that Apple will be entering the personal sex toy market with the iBod. In accordance with longstanding Apple design policy, the iBod will have no belly button. Andrew Breitbart posts a James O’Keefe video that appears to show ACORN employees instructing underage transsexual Croatian Separatist crack whores how to smuggle air-to-air missiles in their panty-hose as part of the glorious effort to destabilize the illegitimate usurpers in Bosnia-Hercegovina . Department of Homeland Security announces a Code Red Alert and bans all air travel except for those on the terrorist watch list. Flight Attendants Union goes on strike.

March: President Obama orders National Guard to perform flight attendant duty so that our foes will know we are better than they are. March comes in like a lamb, alarming global warming alarmists globally. An emergency UN meeting in Geneva results in a strongly worded statement threatening another meeting in six months if nothing is done. James O’Keefe, and Andrew Brietbart vanish. National Guard votes to join SEIU and goes on strike. Senator John F. Kerry opens direct negotiations with North Korea, noting American atrocities during the Korean War.

April: North Korean General Secretary Kim Jong-il is reported to be resting comfortably after a suicide attempt. The tax season prompts the President to demand three hours in prime time in an effort to generate more tax revenue. The number of television sets suddenly turning up in the nation’s garbage dumps is unprecedented, although network analysts agree that the President’s statement “It’s legal to send in more money than you owe†is, in fact, correct. President Obama issues an Executive Order increasing the top income tax rate to 75% on the richest ten percent, 65% on the richest fifty percent, and 55% on the richest ninety percent, prompting Representative Peter King to threaten to introduce articles of impeachment in the House. King is dissuaded by a gun-wielding Representative Alan Grayson who tells a Washington Post reporter, “The Republican plan is don’t pay any taxes.†The Post insists that four different cellphone videos posted on youtube of their reporter yelling, “Shoot him! Shoot the son-of-a-bitch!†were faked.

May: Dow Jones Industrial Average explodes. Literally. The May 1 Wall Street Journal print edition is a bag of confetti. In an effort to increase government revenue, President Obama takes five hours of prime time to plead with Nina Burleigh to appear on Pay Per View and make good on her offer to fellate ex-President Clinton. The Rasmussen tracking poll reveals that for the first time in history, sixty-five percent of American men have lost all interest in oral sex. A. C. Neilson reports an elevated number of death threats against its employees. James O’Keefe, and Andrew Brietbart go on trial in Iran and are immediately executed for homosexualty.

June: Warmer weather due to global warming threatens the nation, especially the elderly, women, and children. President Obama demands eight hours of prime time in an effort to pass the cap & trade legislation that was stalled between the House and Senate when the Congressional page conveying the bill never emerged from Congressman Frank’s residence. Network executives who protest that there aren’t eight hours of prime time are quietly replaced. ABC’s George Stephanopolos keeps a straight face when Congressman Frank asserts that he hasn’t been in his own residence in years. ACORN is absolved of all wrong-doing by a Congressional Committee, and begins reapportionment based on projected 2010 census results, even though census won’t be completed until December.

July: Intel Corporation announces a breakthrough in chip design, its first fifty terahertz processor. Congress mandates a BCS bowl system requiring each Division I team to play every other Division I team twice during the regular season, and each team finishing above .500 to take part in the national championship playoff. Every season will now take several years to play. No one notices a problem.

August: Seagate announces a breakthrough in hard disc technology, with the first 1PB drive. PETA sues Seagate for trademark infringement. US Congressional districts are reapportioned according to ACORN findings. In what is believed to be a first, Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez nationalizes AmTrak, which has no known assets in Venezuela. In a surprisingly forceful act of retaliatory defiance, Congress renames the Hugo Awards. Jimmy Carter denounces American bullying, blaming “the Jewish lobby.â€

September: Rail passengers agree that AmTrak service is suddenly much improved. Microsoft announces the latest version of Windows, “Vasta.†Minimum requirements are a sixty TF processor, and 50TB of RAM. Vasta will require about 99.9 TB of space on the hard disc. Microsoft boasts that their new, “Nontuitive†design will be much clumsier and less comprehensible than pervious versions. All functions, folders, and peripherals will be given new names so that, “novices will be at no disadvantage to people who have owned a computer before.â€

October: Steve Jobs dies laughing. Emergency UN Global Warming Meeting convenes in Tahiti and issues a statement deploring lack of progress in shaking down the US enough to satisfy Robert Mugabe. Their sternly-worded statement unequivocally warns that if nothing happens soon, it will be November. Senator John F. Kerry opens direct talks with Russia, noting American atrocities during the Russo-Swedish War.

November: Confounding UN Climate Experts, the Northern Hemisphere is unexpectedly cooler than the average of the previous four months. US elections result in 435 House seats and 36 Senate seats won by Democrats. President Obama gets twelve hours of television time for his election eve address to the nation. For the first time, more Mexicans attempt to sneak into Cuba than the United States. Russia threatens war with the United States if Senator Kerry isn’t bludgeoned into silence.

December: President-For-Life Obama delivers 26-hour Prime Time Address on the remaining television channel, radio station, and pod cast. Russia declares war on America. America attempts to surrender to Monaco. UN, citing lack of Global Warming progress, cancels 2011, thereby averting an embarrassing catastrophe of unfulfilled warnings.

To fix agreement in number error.

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Statistics: Posted by Gumlegs — Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:13 am