US Supports Muslim Demands for Anti-Blasphemy Laws

October 21st, 2009 Gumlegs

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”
[Pretty color mine].

It’s hard to believe that a nation with the above material in its founding document is now supporting Muslim nations in their attempt to have the UN Human Rights Council recognize a blasphemy exception to freedom of speech. (We hereby duly note the contradiction in terms in ” UN Human Rights Council,” a body indiscriminately containing members from such paragons of liberty and human dignity as Cuba, Burkina Faso, China, and Saudia Arabia).

Nonetheless, if a column in the rabidly right-wing USA Today is to be believed, that is exactly what is happening.

“While attracting surprisingly little attention, the Obama administration supported the effort of largely Muslim nations in the U.N. Human Rights Council to recognize exceptions to free speech for any “negative racial and religious stereotyping.” The exception was made as part of a resolution supporting free speech that passed this month, but it is the exception, not the rule that worries civil libertarians. Though the resolution was passed unanimously, European and developing countries made it clear that they remain at odds on the issue of protecting religions from criticism. It is viewed as a transparent bid to appeal to the “Muslim street” and our Arab allies, with the administration seeking greater coexistence through the curtailment of objectionable speech. Though it has no direct enforcement (and is weaker than earlier versions), it is still viewed as a victory for those who sought to juxtapose and balance the rights of speech and religion.”

This is to say, that the Obama Administration has either let its UN delegation go completely insane, or it supports an attempt to prevent people from characterizing radical Muslims as people who decapitate their enemies while those same radical Muslims threaten to decapitate anyone who so characterizes them.

Things could get tricky quickly. We know this is a wild speculation — things like this just don’t happen in the twenty-first century, but imagine an incident where Member In Good Standing of the United Nations Human Rights Council Saudi Arabia finds its religious police forcing schoolgirls back into a burning building because the girls in question failed to don their religiously required headscarves before fleeing the flames. This profoundly moving religious observance once resulted in the deaths of fifteen young Saudi females. One can recognize that we mere mortals cannot question the words of The Prophet (peace be upon him), but other questions arise. Would the simple act of reporting this outrage be enough to trigger a blasphemy complaint, or would the offense be in noting the derangement of mutaween who would rather girls be burnt to death than appear in public without their headscarves?

We ask this question with some trepidation — it could turn out to be blasphemous, and we don’t know whether the UN Human Rights Council’s ukases are retroactive. While we recognize the previously noted “weakness” of the resolution, like an infant, it will soon begin to cut teeth. The Obama Administration will no doubt be providing state of the art dentistry, perhaps as part of its Health Care initiative.

The Obama Administration should be clear about this. It might also consider providing a little more clarity in whether it considers criticism of itself to be blasphemy. Even if no one else will be affected, we, a couple of other websites, and Fox News are interested.

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And the Award for Best Obama Cover goes to …

October 17th, 2009 Gumlegs

Rolling-Stone-Obama-Magazine-Cover-Winner

Incredible as it may seem, the American Society of Magazine Editors, ASME, now has an award for the Best Obama Magazine Cover. It shouldn’t be interpreted as an award for the best happy-smiley coverage because the New York Times Magazine entry, as befits the nation’s most grimly self-important source of left-wing group-think, shows an unsmiling president, his head resting on his left thumb, behind the caption, “His Economy.” No doubt this headline will be subject to later revision. Indeed, we suspect it is the reason this cover did not win first prize. How the multiple layers of fact-checkers and editors at the Times managed to miss the obvious possibility of future embarrassment to the President may never be known.

The ASME site’s write-up of the May 3, 2009 Times Magazine cover merits mention:

This amazing portrait of President Obama is striking because it captures a deeply thoughtful and real expression. It is not a posed portrait done in the studio, but rather a very real and vivid portrait made during an actual exclusive interview in the Oval Office. Normally that would be considered the least appealing of situations to shoot a cover portrait, but in the incredibly skilled hands of Nadav Kander, it became an opportunity to reinvent and stretch what a cover portrait can be. It is both beautifully lit and well-crafted, as well as a documentation of an actual candid and revealing moment.

Even the most jaded reader must vicariously feel the tingle going up the legs of the editors as they first beheld this inspiring portrait of the object of their adoration. And bear in mind: this cover was only a runner-up! Those inclined to read the description of the winning entry are duly warned: “The Color Purple” is no longer just a title.

Could this be the first hint of a new trend in awards? Much fun has been made of President Obama’s winning of the Nobel Peace Prize, but this sort of thing is self-limiting. In his first term, the president can win it, at most, four times.

We presume no rules change to allow more than one win annually, but on second thought, why rule out multiple Nobel Peace Prizes per year? The President may unexpectedly announce a new impulse or fancy, and these tremendous feats deserve recognition as they occur. Even we are compelled to acknowledge that no one in history has so boldly embraced the ideal of peace using exactly the words our beloved President has so movingly recited from his teleprompter.

So let us encourage the idea of awarding prizes in a new “Best Obama” category for all awards. This will insure that the wealth will be spread around, the President’s summum bonum … or so he says … and the ensuing laughter won’t be quite as distracting.

It’s easy to imagine a Pulitzer Prize for the “Best Obama Story of the Year,” but the competition will be heavy. Why stop there? “Best Coverage of the Obama Family” will allow newspaper style sections and women’s magazines to bask in the glow as well. A “Best Obama Pet Coverage” category will give publications like Dog Fancy, Dog World, and Dogs For Kids a chance for recognition and loot. We omit Dogs in Review, not because of their global perspective, a good thing, but because of the ugly possiblity inherent in their name — they might write a bad review. Upon proper assurance that their content will be safe for the first canine’s image we shall revise our thinking.

Some may object that the Pulitzer Prize is supposed to honor “excellence in journalism and the arts,” but this is petty. With a properly corrected definition of excellence, anything is award-worthy.

The Academy Awards are a natural area to award Obama-centric prizes. While an endless cycle of movies about Obama might prove so repellent to the general public that even Hollywood won’t produce them for long, perhaps something more subtle can be arranged. We suggest an Oscar category in the President’s honor, “Best Mis-Leading Actor.”

The folks at the Caldecott Medal and the Newberry Medal should take note as well. Given the general level of most of the Obama coverage, these awards are stunningly appropriate.

We feel compelled warn organizations that award anti-prizes (the Ig Nobel Prize, The Razzies, and the Bulwer-Lytton Awards, for instance, that their present status as beloved jesters will be destroyed if they attempt to create an Obama category. There are some subjects one simply cannot mock and still be considered worthy of NFL team ownership.

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Fred is Dead

August 3rd, 2009 midwifetoad

Rumors of an automotive snuff film have been circulating around the Net, and our resident Gumlegs has tracked them to the source. DarwinCentral brings you an Internet exclusive, the elusive true story, and the snuff film itself. Just remember, when the truth erupts, you’ll hear it here first.

Auto Snuff Film

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Schumer Knows Porn When He Hears It

March 18th, 2009 Gumlegs

Senator Charles Shumer (D-NY), has never been known as an exemplar of logical thinking. Nevertheless, as Chairman of the Democrat Senatorial Campaign Committee, he must be taken seriously. The partial transcript below is of a November 2008 Schumer interview aired on Fox television. We address this now because the issue is not going away.

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A Late Review of Expelled

March 10th, 2009 satchmodog

 This  Premise Media production begins with video of the Berlin wall being constructed to the cello and violin sounds of All Along the Watchtower. This song would have been perfect had it been used by the side of the evolutionist. All Along the Watchtower describes  going against the establishment and that is really what Darwin and his followers went against for a century. Now, the ID frauds want to make the scientific community out to be the great evil that has stifled the truth. The truth has evolved because of Darwin and his ideas, not the other way around. The ID crowd also has to personally go after Darwin to destroy the man as well as the message like the nasty propagandists they really are.

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DC PotW, March 1-8th 2009

March 8th, 2009 Black Ops

WHEREIN ELMO ZONEBALL pulls no punches, and spares no feelings, in calling shenanigans on Barney Frank and the rest of the Democrats for their naked opportunism in the face of financial crisis…

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DC PotW, February 8-14th 2009

February 15th, 2009 Black Ops

SOME OF OUR CONSTANT READERS may not be familiar with the Darwin Central discussion forums, which is a shame – it’s where all the cool kids hang out.  We’re open to all, and welcome those of a like mind.  We believe you shouldn’t have to choose between self-styled conservatives who reject newfangled ideas like the scientific method, or scientists whose politics make Cynthia McKinney look like a mushy moderate.  Here we strive for rationality in all things, both in the natural world and in human affairs.

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How Dare You Call Them Anti-Science

January 1st, 2009 Piltdown

The anti-evolution creationists often bristle at being characterized as “anti-science”. They are insulted. Why they aren’t “anti-science” at all. They’re just anti-“bad”-science. They support “good” science and have no problem with it, so they say. And they know the difference

We see these objections to being characterized as anti-science all of the time on one of the internet’s “premier” gathering places for anti-evolution creationists, Free Republic (FR). The Dishonesty… err, umm … the Discovery Institute, ICR, AiG, the discredited Dover School Board members, and the rest of the anti-evolution crowd aren’t much different. None of them are anti-science. How dare you say they are.

The fact is, their hatred of evolution, science, and anyone that challenges their attacks on Evolution is one of the only things that keeps them together. If not for that, they’d probably be calling each other idiots and morons while slitting each others throats, ripping each others hearts out, and condemning each other to eternal damnation. That’s why some anti-evolution forums need special rules for their religion sub-forum “discussions” and “debates”. LOL.

Each group of anti-evolution creationists attacks science in their own way for their own reasons. In some cases that should read “each individual anti-evolution creationist”. Most of them don’t agree with each other on many of their religious beliefs and superstitions and on what is and is not “good” science. The geocentrists, the YECs, the OECs, and the IDers are some of the obvious divisions, and there are many, many subdivisions — probably even more than there are Christian sects.

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From the Stacks: Science Odds ‘n Ends for Oct. 10

October 10th, 2008 Central Archivist

In the realm of natural pharmacopeia, German researchers claim St. John’s Wort is as effective as Prozac in treating depression.  This news must be a real downer for Eli Lilly…

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From the Stacks: This Week’s Odd Science News

September 26th, 2008 Central Archivist

This week China prepared to put three “taikonauts” into orbit to perform a spacewalk.  Evidently, the Chinese were so confident in the success of the mission they issued a press release that included dialog from the mission… before the launch actually took place.  One might be tempted to make a quip about Chinese quality control, if it weren’t for the tragic scandal involving milk and milk products (including baby formula) unfolding in that country at the moment.

The New Zealanders who worried it was The End Of The World As We Know It got a temporary reprieve when CERN’s Large Hadron Collider suffered a helium leak this week, shutting down its operation until next Spring.  Evidently, a quarter of the Kiwis surveyed were worried the LHC would create a planet-devouring micro black hole.  No worries, mates.  If a micro black hole was created (extremely unlikely), it would evaporate almost immediately.

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