Aug 30th, 2013 by Gumlegs | Comments Off
With massive world-wide backing, President Obama bravely hints he might or might not do something, sometime, about, you know, naughty stuff in one of those countries that should be attacking Israel.
Aug 15th, 2013 by Gumlegs | Comments Off
That appears to be how the Vacationer-In-Chief thinks about the Constitution. It’s so terribly time-consuming to have to wait for Congressional action when you’re occupied full-time getting ready for your next all-important time off from playing cards while a some tedious, rampaging mob attacks a consulate. Twice.
Heretofore, we have been told an obscure You Tube video was to blame. Perhaps this time, we’ll discover the Absentee of the Oval Office has been completely absorbed by a particularly challenging game of Angry Birds.
Aug 9th, 2013 by Gumlegs | Comments Off
While rumors abound that the Department of State has evacuated Lahore, Pakistan because its personnel mistook the name of the city where they’re posted with the people they use taxpayer money to rent, the august Observer-Effect has the full story ignored by the rest of the media.