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		<title>Fearless Predictions for 2012.</title>
		<link>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2011/12/26/fearless-predictions-for-2012/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 15:44:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gumlegs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[January: Hundred watt incandescent light bulb bootlegging begins. The Vatican announces it is Mac-based, and proclaims Steve Jobs iGod. Over the counter asthma inhaler bootlegging begins. The EPA mandates household detectors for deadly neon gas. Harry Reid proposes his “sure-fire economic stimulus,” a fifteen minute, seven second 1.0723% tax break on the first $23.48 of [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2011/06/13/963/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2011 08:37:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gumlegs</dc:creator>
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		<title>Wisconsin: The Assault on Civility</title>
		<link>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2011/03/13/wisconsin-the-assault-on-civilty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2011 00:56:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gumlegs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The situation in Wisconsin has prompted a flood of editorial comment, and the diversity of opinion in the Mainstream Media is, as always, off the charts &#8230; on the side of the graph representing &#8220;none whatever.&#8221;  Certain facts are inconvenient, because, let&#8217;s face it, they don&#8217;t fit the narrative.  Consequently, they are omitted.  The example [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dissociated Press Pats Itself on the Back Over its NPR Coverage</title>
		<link>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2011/03/11/dissociated-press-pats-itself-on-the-back-npr-coverage/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2011/03/11/dissociated-press-pats-itself-on-the-back-npr-coverage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 22:37:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gumlegs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have obtained the Dissociated Press memo congratulating Ben Nukols, head writer, for his work in obscuring the real scandal that was exposed by James O&#8217;Keefe.  There is really little to add; the memo speaks for itself &#8230; and reveals so much more.]]></description>
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		<title>Fearless Predictions for 2011</title>
		<link>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2010/12/28/fearless-predictions-for-2011/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2010/12/28/fearless-predictions-for-2011/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 01:42:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gumlegs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[January: Noting that every adult who ever died has eaten, the Center for Science in the Public Interest demands the FDA ban food. Congress considers increased subsidies for America’s farmers. The Democrats’ new minority status notwithstanding, Nancy Pelosi declares she is still Speaker and refuses to vacate her office. Democrats unanimously support Pelosi until they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>San Francisco Bans Happy Meals</title>
		<link>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2010/11/05/san-francisco-bans-happy-meals/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2010 21:01:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gumlegs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re not entirely sure how it happened, but the notes from a Creative Review Board meeting at a San Francisco ad agency have come into our hands. They appear to be from a meeting in 2015, which we would dismiss as a mere typo except that they refer to things that haven&#8217;t happened &#8230; yet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cell Phone lady, The New Tourist guy?</title>
		<link>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2010/10/28/cell-phone-lady-the-new-tourist-guy/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2010/10/28/cell-phone-lady-the-new-tourist-guy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 18:59:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>midwifetoad</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So who&#8217;s the woman or man wandering through a 1928 Charlie Chaplin movie? A time traveler, or someone with an itchy ear? Whoever it is, she or he will certainly be wandering through other historic events, as seen on the internet. Continue reading&#8230; http://www.news.com.au/technology/could-time-traveller-caught-on-film-in-the-circus-mean-future-day-has-arrived/story-e6frfro0-1225944037896]]></description>
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		<title>September 11, 2010</title>
		<link>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2010/09/11/september-11-2010/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Sep 2010 01:26:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gumlegs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know how September 11 plays in the rest of the country, but here in the NY metropolitan area it is a somber day. I watch little television, but I do listen to the radio. Most of the morning programming today has been about the attack. In my opinion, this is entirely appropriate. This [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sebelius Leads the Masses!</title>
		<link>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2010/09/02/sebelius-leads-the-masses/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2010/09/02/sebelius-leads-the-masses/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 02:21:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gumlegs</dc:creator>
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		<link>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2010/07/25/842/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 23:37:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gumlegs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Obama Administration is considering appointing a Harvard Law Professor to head the new Consumer Financial Protection Racket Bureau.  One gets the impression that the current White House is unaware of anyone who is not a Harvard professor, but even on the Harvard faculty there must be someone who with impressive-sounding credentials in credit, banking, or economics.  On the [...]]]></description>
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