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		<title>Fearless Predictions for 2012.</title>
		<link>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2011/12/26/fearless-predictions-for-2012/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[January: Hundred watt incandescent light bulb bootlegging begins. The Vatican announces it is Mac-based, and proclaims Steve Jobs iGod. Over the counter asthma inhaler bootlegging begins. The EPA mandates household detectors for deadly neon gas. Harry Reid proposes his “sure-fire economic stimulus,” a fifteen minute, seven second 1.0723% tax break on the first $23.48 of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hollywood News</title>
		<link>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2011/06/26/hollywood-news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jun 2011 17:49:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<link>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2011/06/13/963/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2011 08:37:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gumlegs</dc:creator>
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		<title>Dissociated Press Pats Itself on the Back Over its NPR Coverage</title>
		<link>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2011/03/11/dissociated-press-pats-itself-on-the-back-npr-coverage/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2011/03/11/dissociated-press-pats-itself-on-the-back-npr-coverage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2011 22:37:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gumlegs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have obtained the Dissociated Press memo congratulating Ben Nukols, head writer, for his work in obscuring the real scandal that was exposed by James O&#8217;Keefe.  There is really little to add; the memo speaks for itself &#8230; and reveals so much more.]]></description>
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		<title>Fearless Predictions for 2011</title>
		<link>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2010/12/28/fearless-predictions-for-2011/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 01:42:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gumlegs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[January: Noting that every adult who ever died has eaten, the Center for Science in the Public Interest demands the FDA ban food. Congress considers increased subsidies for America’s farmers. The Democrats’ new minority status notwithstanding, Nancy Pelosi declares she is still Speaker and refuses to vacate her office. Democrats unanimously support Pelosi until they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>San Francisco Bans Happy Meals</title>
		<link>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2010/11/05/san-francisco-bans-happy-meals/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2010 21:01:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gumlegs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re not entirely sure how it happened, but the notes from a Creative Review Board meeting at a San Francisco ad agency have come into our hands. They appear to be from a meeting in 2015, which we would dismiss as a mere typo except that they refer to things that haven&#8217;t happened &#8230; yet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sebelius Leads the Masses!</title>
		<link>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2010/09/02/sebelius-leads-the-masses/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 02:21:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gumlegs</dc:creator>
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		<title>Chicago Reacts to the Supreme Court &#8230; Chicago Style</title>
		<link>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2010/07/02/chicago-reacts-to-the-supreme-court-chicago-style/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2010/07/02/chicago-reacts-to-the-supreme-court-chicago-style/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 02:23:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gumlegs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The august Galapagos Mirror-Effect continues its award-winning coverage of Chicago&#8217;s reaction to the Supreme Court&#8217;s ruling in a recent Second Amendment  case.  The city plans on requiring citizens wishing a gun permit to pass a course which requires time at a gun range.  There are no gun ranges in the city.  Citizens may not carry handguns without a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another Military Scandal</title>
		<link>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2010/06/24/another-military-scandal/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2010/06/24/another-military-scandal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 17:38:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gumlegs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Events continue to spin out of control, which leads us to wonder just who the hell was supposed to be in control in the first place.]]></description>
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		<title>Judge Orders U. S. Surrender to Times Square Bomber</title>
		<link>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2010/06/22/judge-orders-u-s-surrender-to-times-square-bomber/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.darwincentral.org/2010/06/22/judge-orders-u-s-surrender-to-times-square-bomber/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 00:01:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gumlegs</dc:creator>
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